I really really REALLY can't stand this

*Cries in a corner*
Well no, maybe not in a corner. Anyway, so a while ago, I made a promise I would play lotro together with my boyfriend sometime. And yes I still remember this promise. So today I decided to try it out, but it had tons of updates so first I had to wait for 3 hours till it was done. ;-; Guess what happened then. Riiiiiiiiiight, I forgot I had no account. So I decided to make one, but the links go to fucking /internet explorer/ so my computer nearly crashed. It just doesn't work well on my computer anymore and I haven't used it in ages, meaning even that browser has a million updates. Anyways, after waiting for a while, it fiiiiiiiiinally worked so I tried making an account. So it says you have to be older than 13, I believe. I am fucking 15. You cannot tell me I can't make an account. So what does it say? "Thank you for your interest in The Lord of the Rings Online™. We apologize, but you are not currently eligible to register."
You. Right there. Shut the fuck up. -_-' So I've been looking around to see if anyone else had this problem and if there was a solution, and I found out more people have this problem. But I couldn't find a solution. I did read that it worked for someone when they tried a different email, so I did that, but it still didn't work. I'm so irritated. ;-; I've tried it a million times now but it just won't work. I can't stand this at aaaaaaaaall *throws computer out of the window*. Okay that's not worth it, but you get what I mean anyway. Right? Just say yes. ;-;